People Watching

I could write a book about people who ride the Chicago 'L'
It may sound boring to most, but not to me.
I tend to read on the train, but usually I just can't escape the
outrageous conversations and characters that shuffle on and off.
Today, I jotted down 4 pages worth of
'L' Observations.

Snippets:
1. Late teen male - had cell phone up to his ear without saying a word for the entire ride.
2. Old man rubbing himself long enough for me to change seats.
3. Extraordinarily loud woman around twenty screaming, swearing, and hitting her 'boyfriend'
while eating a 5 dollar foot long.
4. Sitting next to a shockingly handsome man while blushing uncontrollably by his very presence.