On the Boob-tube

yes, i'm watching Now & Then.
'95 wonder.

Roberta: You can't get pregnant from french-kissing!
Chrissy: I know that, beetle-brain, but it's common knowledge that if you tongue-kiss a boy, he automatically thinks you'll do the deed with him. They can't help it. They're driven.
Samantha: Oh? And what deed would that be?
Chrissy: You know... planting the seed and watering the flower. Isn't that how it works?
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Samantha: If you don't fall in love, you can't get hurt.
Roberta: But it sure is lonely all by yourself.