I'm a fashion faux pas

Black is my favorite color. But wait, Black really isn't a color is it?

I consider myself low maintenance, as one who doesn't think about putting together an outfit.
Bad, i know.
But... I've promised myself to explore fashion *a bit* more than I have.

It's time to grow up and own a wardrobe.

Take chances, make mistakes, get dirty!
(I think I just quoted The Magic School Bus?)